DM: You walk into a bar Awful, 90s pop music permeates the stale dungeon-esque air. Looking around, you see the usual rabble of frat boys, Wanna-be sorority girls and corporate stooges blowing off steam from a soul crushing day at a desk. You see a fresh face (Knowledge: Local 15) She's new, you don't recognize her. What do you do? Verse 1: I know you ain't the type of girl who'd know the difference between a perception check or saving throw but when I cast detect magic your eyes glow so let me clue you in on lore you don't know. Well, maybe you're perturbed by words used by us nerds when we're talking about games you think are absurd but why don't you want to get involved romantically with dudes who are hardcore into fantasy? Chorus: Just roll the die We can go all night Got my +5 chainmail armor We gon' do this right Don't be afraid I will make my fort save On the table, we will roll ‘til we see that sun raise Verse2 : You gotta know we nerd are much different than The usual douchebag snakes that try to slither in We're sensitive, deeper than what you seem to think, always succeed in any quest that we're given, kid so what you say girl, wanna step into our world we got the xp, our best feat is improved freaky and when we speak it might sound kinda cheeky But when we're makin' love, don't do it meekly. Chorus Bridge: Are you a celestial?  Because you've GOT to be from heaven. I checked my knowledge local, you don't come here often, do you? If you're a wood nymph, I'm screwed. Hey girl, can I buy you a potion? I'd let you dominate my person any day. What's a lawful-good girl like you doing in a place like this? I'm a muthafuckin’ wizard I've got millions of spells So take a minute to roll with me. My +3 staff of Magic Missile will take you where you wanna be. The die has been cast. No time to wait. It's me and you tonight. We don't need a break,  I'll just cast haste, and we'll roll ‘til the morning light DM: She smiles at you and asks you if you come here often (Sense motive 25) She seems interested, but mistrustful of the bar scene She reaches out and puts her hand on your arm and asks you to tell her more about yourself. Verse 3: Check out my stats, girl, I've got intelligence to lend. Roll my linguistics check, there's no way I'm taking 10. My con's 15, my strength is too. Believe me, that's real good for you. If I make my charisma check just right, You'll be seein' my dex tonight. Yeah Verse 4: So what's wrong with a little bit of magic, or escaping from this world, that can be tragic. Imagine a guy with imagination, who isn't gonna bore you with sports information. He'll treat you like a princess every single day, and every night he's down for live-action role play. So have you kissed a nerd today? Then try out a guy that's got the most game. Chorus x2

Verse 1: Remember as a kid rock in with your 8-bit monsters left and right but you don't give a shit you hit the turbo and start mashing buttons until all of the bad guys blink and disappear to nothing now life's more mundane and complicated there's no landmark for a level completed you find food on the ground you can't eat it and the bosses don't seem like they can be defeated in real life there's no cheat code to get the best potions and all the free gold got to do as you're told can't save and take a break no hitting reset buttons to cover a mistake you lose some of that wonder become a nervous wreck because you can't bust through doors being direct no Nintendo power to check you might feel like a pixel speck you get about as much respect Chorus: Now you’re all grown up 1-ups are bought and sold I’m wishin’ for a real KONAMI code like Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right B, A, Start Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right B, A, Start Verse 2: Ok, Lets turn back the clock now It’s 1989 and Nintendo’s on top Plug in your NES and blow in the slot It’s way past our bedtime; I think it’s 8:00 Just one more game Ma, just one last stage I’ll get some sleep after this level I swear just till I save At least that what I’ll tell her play after play Cause it’s Saturday night and I’m gonna beat this game! Chorus Verse 3: Don't need a cheat code to live well and grow old what would you really do with infinite gold take a look around life is fantastic can't get this kind of beauty from eight bit graphics when you're up you're up when you're down you're down sometimes left is right not much left to write from point B to A let's start tonight start living your life like you got 99

Muggle lovin'’ Verse 1: All over the Wizard world they know my name Voldemort and Snape always crampin my game ever since Hogwarts life ain't been the same sometimes all I want to something a little mundane So, I step into some diner right across from the train to get a cup of coffee to ease of my brain sit down and read the prophet while I'm drinking my coffee can't get my mind off of what their saying about me waitress says "hey, who's this Harry Potter" for a split second I'm thinkin' I'm in hot water bit of a tosser is my casual reply that's about when the two of us locked eyes Smiled at me as she served my pie she must've thought that I was a hell of a guy she was dishy dame there's no doubt even the front page was checking her out she asked me if my newspaper was moving  with every second that passed knew my odds were improving not gonna need magic to make tonight go smoothly P.S. this part of the story's only in the movie Chorus: When being the chosen ones has left you low And the dark lords got you running When that lightning scar is working over time And dumbles has got you bummin' It's time to let go, time to get away You can come back and fight another day sometimes a hero just needs a break And I could use a little muggle lovin' any way Some muggle lovin' Muggle lovin' I could use a little muggle lovin' anyway Some muggle lovin' Muggle lovin  I could use a little muggle lovin' anyway Some muggle lovin' Muggle lovin'g  I could use a little muggle lovin' anyway Sometimes a hero just needs a break and i could use a little Muggle lovin' anyway Verse 2: Now I've been around magic, and seen the dark arts But the energy between us was way off the charts  Just sharing a couple moments of small talk between us Made me feel lucky like Felix Fel iss iss My heart was fluttering like a snitch in Quidditch If all muggle girls are like this I'm ditching witches Started walking away, thought I'd missed my chance  Then she spun back around with a mischievous glance  She grinned at me and said she was off at eleven 'Said: "you can tell me about that tosser Harry Potter then  I watched her walk away with a big ole grin Then I checked my breath and popped a mint  I noticed a flicker on the window pane Had to make sure I wasn't going insane Sure enough, made plans, had a chance to score  When across thee tracks I see headmaster Dumbledore  Chorus Bridge: Out by the tracks his gaze is closin’ in That white haired headmaster is creeping again I'm sure all he wants is just to keep me safe But tonight all I need is to sit here and wait Cause at eleven o'clock I've got me a date With the tidiest lady since Cho Chang rolled my way Oh shit here he comes, tonight was to good to be true Maybe after I get Volde, I can get with you Chorus x2

Geek nation dreamers and creators lovers of fantasy and hard-core gamers and it don't matter what system you rock or if it's sci-fi or fantasy that you watch we all got our city states up in GEEK NATION a bastion of fantastic imagination fueling the brains of innovation live action CGI and animation cardboard and digital gaming platforms Magical, mechanical, and alien lifeforms both the super powerful and unliekly heroes have brought us from nothing to NINE WITH THREE ZEROS We are the writers, the dungeon designers Singin’ WOAH WOAH We are the Wizards, that were brought up by blizzard And we won’t GO OH If you think that we are losers We’ve got bad news for you While you sit there watching Game of Thrones we frakking own you Cause we’re the generation That became the geek nation And we’re here to take the world from you What to used to be purely on the fringe Got injected in society like a syringe Geek nation got tentacles like Cthulhu Taking over Netflix and conquering Hulu We’re all up on Amazon wiki and Google Cant fight geek nation because resistance is futile Don't try to strike us down we come back stronger than ever With a better screwdriver and a little extra clever Our influence stretches to every corner of the galaxy Hungry like a SPACE WOLF sendin' in the cavalry Fandoms a badge we wear with pride The box you put us in just got BIGGER ON THE INSIDE We are the writers, the dungeon designers Singin’ WOAH WOAH We are the Wizards, that were brought up by blizzard And we won’t GO OH If you think that we are losers We’ve got bad news for you While you sit there watching Game of Thrones we frakking own you Cause we’re the generation That became the geek nation And we’re here to take the world from you